Comedy Ctr. (FB News)

In FB news, brought to you by Nancy L. Collins

1) #PresidentTrump has increased the unemployment rate, with the latest of firings (or as they say…..resignations). #GuaranteedOnePerMonth#NobodyHasADeskFullOfItems#ItCanBeEmptiedAtAnyMoment
2) Scaramucci has vowed to be a better husband, since his firing/resignation.
3) Nicki Minaj…where is she now? Fasting perhaps. 🤔
4) Some people are still lying with the phrase: “I don’t look like what I’ve been through.” #YesYouDo 😐
5) OJ, Usher & R. Kelly did not find any of the memes funny.
6) As schools begin to gear up for a new school year, absentee parents have disconnected their phone lines. #NoCell #NoHome #NoWork #NoPager#NoSocialMediaPage #CompletelyUnderground#EvenTheirFriendsHaveUnfriendedYou
7) If Melania Trump could do it all over again, she would. #HerFaceTellsItAll
8) #NewEditionNewbies are stealing pics, cropping people out, and pretending like it’s their own.#WeSeeYou#TheOnlySongYouKnowIs#CanYouStandTheRain#YouThoughtJohnnyWasFromBoston#YouThought3StripesMeantTheyWentToJail#YouStillThinkWhenBobbyShowsUp.. #ItsAReunion
9) #MaxineWaters has given every woman, new life!!#WeAreReclaimingOurTime
10) People are still sending “friend requests”, just to sell something. #StopIt #ItsAggravating
11) President Donald Trump must have some stock in Twitter, because he continues to make them popular.
12) What happened to MCM & WCW? Is it because tax season is over? Well don’t worry, the end of the year holidays are right around the corner. As for now….. #OnlyCheatingHusbandsArePostingNow– #TryingToThrowWifeyOff #WeSeeYouToo
13) This was all in fun!! Get your drawers & panties out of a bunch. Learn to laugh, even when there’s some truth to it. 😉
14) For more serious stuff, go check out my blog at https://scarredforbeauty.wordpress.com/2017/05/12/chameleons-are-no-longer-needed/         

 

#LadiesEdition – In FB news brought to you by Nancy L. Collins:

1) We’ve been faking it for years. #ItsNecessary#GoldenGlobeAndEmmyAwardWinning
2) If we say that we love you just the way you are – believe it.#UnlessItsASideChic….#YouCantReallyTrustThemThatMuch
3) Tell the truth on important issues!! Know when to lie to us (new hair do, weight, our attitude, etc.). 😀 😀
4) We have our own way of cooking. Stop telling us how your mother does it. #EatItOrGoToYourMomsHouse
5) We know when you’re up to something.#WePayAttention#YouAintFoolinUs#AWomansIntuition
6) If we say “Forget It/Nevermind/Don’t Worry About it”…understand that you can’t be saved. #ItsASetUp
7) It’s okay for you to help around the house.
8) We’re really not that interested in CNN or social media at night. #YouMessedUpAndWeAreMad….#SoGoToSleep
9) Just like you don’t like our makeup, we don’t like your beer cans, cigars, line up, hair cut, & friends..but we #Adjust.
10) We don’t compete with your mother or past girlfriends.
11) It is a complete turn on, when our man take charge. 😉
12) Next week it’s all about the fellas! I’ve done my research! Lol 😀

 

SPECIAL #NE FB NEWS: brought to you by Nancy L. Collins brace yourself 😉😉😁

1) True #NEFans been down since ’83 or an acceptable later date, not since 3 days ago.
2) Bandwagon members are allowed, just keep your hands #InsideTheRide (catch the plug) #RizzoFansholla!!! 🙂
3) #NEFans are not like the rest, we will throw you out the wagon, if any disrespect is shown to any of the fellas. #WeDontBuzz #WeBeatThat….. LOL!!!! 😀 😀#Smile
4) True #NEFans love #AllSix members – period.
5) True #NEFans are NOT GROUPIES. We keep our imagination to ourselves, and don’t expect nothing from it. #IfSomethingWouldHappenWeAintTellingYou
6) #BobbyBrown!!!!!!!! #RealNEFans KNOW that Bob has been fabulous/extra since day one. #WeLoveHim#HeDidntGetWhitneyOnDrugs #CarryOn#IWantToRockMyNextJacketJustLikeThat #ILoveHim
7) REAL NE FANS loved how #RalphTresvant rocked his hat on last night. He can wear anything! And still have you & your momma drooling! 😉
8) REAL NE FANS loved how #JG preached & sung last night. #YourGrandpaSingsAndTheKidsCry
9) #TrueNEFans are not worried about any member’s missing spouse. #WeLetAllSixLive#ThatsWhyTheyLoveUs
10) #Newbies & #BandwagonMembers understand this……..Just because one of the fellas respond to your social media page, take a pic w/you, hug, and/or talk to you – DOESN’T MEAN THEY WANT TO BED YOU!!!#TheyShowLoveToEverybody#IfTheyDidBedYou….#YouWouldBeAFoolToTellAnybody #KeepDreamingAboutItTho 😀 😀
11) Them boys LOOKED GOOD last night!! #TheyAlwaysDo #TheySetTheStandard
12) Real Fans love #Brooke- #IfIHaveToExplain then #YoureANewbie
13) IT’S NEW EDITION not New Addition…………#SideEyes
14) If you got mad at ANYTHING I said/wrote/posted ….#YoureNotATrueFan #MoveOverToTheBandWagonSection & keep your hands #InsideTheRide
15) I’m not that serious….but yet I’m serious ..Just letting you #BandWagon #Newbies know how we roll. #GetTheChipOffYourShoulders #SeeYaAtTheConcert – And you betta act right!! Lol   

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